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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Maybe I can hire Chris Pratt to do my hair for the wedding.

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Our #howling son, #hobart

Fuck you, Men’s Wearhouse

I set up an appointment yesterday to be here at 10 AM when they opened. I get here at 10 AM and no one is here. I call and the answering machine says that they’re either with a customer or I’ve called when they are not open. The sign on the door says 10 AM. It is now 1015.

UPDATE: At 10:40 I called again, from home. Apparently the guy who was supposed to open was sick and called in last minute. Because of the inconvenience, the guy is giving us 40% off of the Converse Jamie’s brother will be wearing. So that’s great. The guy set everything up and is sending me an email confirmation. I asked him why it was too difficult for the guy to set this all up yesterday on the phone and I was given a pretty bullshit answer. Thanks for wasting my time twice, Men’s Wearhouse. At least that shit is crossed off the fucking list.

jenandtonic:

buzzfeed:

How Drop Dead Gorgeous Found Cult Success As A Flop

Underrated satire Drop Dead Gorgeous came and went in theaters 15 years ago, rejected by audiences and critics alike. Now that it’s a cult classic, the cast and crew tell BuzzFeed why the film is more popular than ever before.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

It’s impossible to find, unless you want to pay $50 for a dvd or some shit, but it roams free in the wiles of internet bootleg sites if you’re so inclined… just sayin. 

I found it at Half Price Books a couple months ago for $6

Okay cool.

Now my grandmother is inviting people to my bridal shower that she assumes I’m inviting to the wedding.

PS: I’ve been tagging all my wedding posts with “wedding shit” so you can put it in your Tumblr Savior if you’re over it. I will not blame you one bit if you are.

Blah.

Apparently creating an account, saving a style, and generating a profile on Men’s Wearhouse’s website is not enough information for the store to put into their system and so I have to go there tomorrow morning to tell them everything I just told them over the phone. We only have one man standing up in the wedding and two dads. Kinda pissed that we even have to deal with this but whatever. It’ll be another thing crossed off the list. 

I called the county clerk’s office today to make sure we’re doing everything right to get avocadosalad ready to perform our wedding and the lady on the phone was plucked right out of Monster’s Inc.

I called the county clerk’s office today to make sure we’re doing everything right to get avocadosalad ready to perform our wedding and the lady on the phone was plucked right out of Monster’s Inc.

reblogging for analogplanets

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Had another late night inventory shift